Dear friend, Miss Linda shared this with me...

There is a big junk metal yard north of the airport in Lubbock. It is surrounded
by a solid white metal fence. It is right near an overpass, so as you drive you
can actually see down in the yard, with various piles of huge metal pieces from
cars, appliances, and everything else. On the fence, it reads, "WE BUY SCRAP
METAL."

On the way back from Amarillo one day, I noticed that someone had painted over
select letters. It now reads, "WE BUY CRAP."

One of my all-time faves!